Did you call me a cougar? LMAO!

So... this has been one crazy lil' weekend. I'm going to try & finish this before The Hills comes on, cause I do not play on watching The Hills. That *ish is my crack.

Thursday night... I ended up in the ER til' 3 am. I have a rash on my foot and it seems that I was having an allergic reaction to the fungi in the rash. It's called an id reaction. So... I was breaking out in these lil' bumps all over. But when they officially hit my face... it was a wrap on being cool about it. I'm was in that ER w/ the quickness. Good thing... cause it's gradually gone downhill since then. My face has been swelling... my eyes have been swelling... and my anxiety has kicked into OVERdrive! Yeah... I've basically been lookin' like a boogawolf on & off. *smh* I'm on meds, and definitely keeping my benadryl w/in arms length. Almost wound up back in the ER last night, as I felt like my breathing was off. Thank goodness I have awesome parents. They are awesome in calming me down. I didn't get to bed til' late, tho... so I took a day to try to mellow out & relax. I have to go see my regular doc & then a dermatologist in the next couple of weeks to make sure things are back in order. The sooner the better cause... I'm still breaking out in these lil' bumps (on my hands & arms) at times and that *ish is not the business. People wonder why I'm such a hypocondriac w/ the allergic reactions... but that *ish is no joke w/ me. I KEEP some benadryl around at all times. I've had (4) too many reactions.


Moving on... obviously I skipped going out on Friday to the happy hour. I was gonna try & tough it out, swollen eyes and all but... I just couldn't get the energy. One of my best girlfriends, Cathy, came into town on Thursday from DC, w/ her hubby. This is one of my longest friends and I heart her. She's a psychologist and was about to rip me a new a-hole for not calling her back - a month ago. But... although she knows it's not healthy for me to get to myself when I'm not happy, she understands. However... she still let me have it. I really must do better, though... cause as time goes by I am really starting to not take for granted the friendships that are lasting. Not that I ever have... but I really do realize the value of a true friend. And she definitely is one of the best people you could have in your life. I'm definitely going to do better than I have been at keeping in touch.

Anyhoo... Saturday, I went over her mom's house to catch up w/ them & some of her family. I had a fabulous time. Her lil' cousin was over there and dude is sooo hawt! *smh* I thought he was such a cutie when we were in her wedding a while back. I was callin' him my lil' boyfriend and *ish. Cause he was clearly underage. Well... fast forward to now... I see him, I give him a hug. And wowzers... dude was comin' at cha girl hard. Threw me ALL OFF! He's like... "I'm not that same boy you're used to seeing. I'm a grown man now." Me... "That you are." He says... "I'm feelin' you. I'm tryin' to get at you." Me... *choking on my spit* "Word?!" (At this point, I'm speechless) I say... "How old are you now?" He says... I'm 22. (Jesus be a shield around me, as that's (4) years past 18!!) He smiles... I smile back. (I feel like I've got a 7th grade crush). I say... "so what? you just like older women or something?" He replies, "I've always liked older women." I nod my head to say... Interesting. He moves to stand directly across from me because he wants to look me in my eye while he talks to me. I couldn't even look at him in his face. Good gawd! I tell him he'll have to move back to the side of me. Anyhoo... long story short, he asked for my #. I look at him w/ the side eye & he says... "you know, for business purposes." Me... knowing he'll use it otherwise, STILL gave it to him. 30 minutes later, I get a text from him saying... "you still look good!" At 1st, I was like who da hell, as I never put his # in my phone, just gave him mine. But then I figured it out & was just like... wow, dude is really tryin' to do it up. I replied back w/ something just as flirtatious. He was saying *ish off & on all night. Now... rarely am I at a loss for words, but damn it... I'll admit this negro had me a bit open. W/ his foine azz. He was serious about success... swollen face & all. *smdh*

Long story short... when I left, my girlfriends mom asked him to walk me to my car (it was raining) and so naturally he was like, "oh fa' sho. You already know I'll walk her to her car." (Prayer circle join hands) He walks me to my car, gives me a hug & tells me to call him when I get home. I text him to let him know I got home safely... and he maintains his boldness. I hit the pillow and it's a wrap on the texting. But the next day... he's back on it. I swear... this cat has more game than men in their 30's! Sheesh! He says, "What are doing today?" I reply, "Going back over Cathy's later & grabbing me something to eat. And u?" He says, "Chillin' & thinking about you." I say... "Wow... you're really tryin' to be on top of your game, aren't cha?" He says, "Nah. This is just how I feel. I've liked you for a minute now. But I didn't think you'd talk to me if I wasn't legal. (True). So... now that I am..." Me... *blank stare* at the phone. I say..., "wow, you're so straight forward w/ it... you've totally caught me off guard. There's an obvious attraction w/ us. I just never thought you'd act on it." He replies... "And I didn't think you ever would so... I thought I had to act on it. But would you want me to stop." Okay kids... maybe it's because I missed out on getting the dick from Alpha (protected readers know this story) ... or the fact that this negro is sooo dayum sexy. But damn it... 22 & comin' at me like this? I was thrown!


So... I text my girl Dani (aka UrbaneDiva) to playfully ask if I'd be wrong if I got at my girl's 22 year old cousin? I text'd the wrong freak, cause she was like... Go For It! *smdh* I replied... I KNEW I text'd the WRONG person to get an answer to that question!! Rotdflmbao! We had a field day with this this weekend. The girl then called me & called me a cougar and GROWLED! Goodness... this *ish is hilarious. I called my boy E, to get a 2nd (more level) opinion, and he said the same thing... Go for it! *smh* But what really threw me off is when my girl Cathy(his cousin) called me to ask me what I thought about him. *pause* But... The Hills is now on so... this post will have to wait. Or at least the update.

Lata...
~BK